What’s It Really Like To Win A Date With A Celebrity Contest? 

13. My neighbor bought a dinner with George Bush and was pissed because apparently they just ate Doritos while standing up.

14. I won a post show meet and greet with Michael Bolton. I couldn’t give the tickets away so had to go to the concert. Got a signed CD and a t-shirt out of it. He was grumpy and obviously did not want to do this. He couldn’t muster up the enthusiasm to do more than smile during the awkward photos. I felt sorry for his actual fans in the room because he was so reluctant to even pretend to be happy for 20 minutes.