The 60 Most HILARIOUS Things Patients Have Said While Under Anesthesia

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40. I had a patient coming out of anesthesia who opened his eyes as I was switching him from a mask to nasal cannula tell me: “This hospital has the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.”

Made me blush I was so flattered, and made the rest of my day awkward with my coworkers teasing me about it.

Whoever you are sleepy man, I simultaneously thank you and hate you.