The 27 Most Epic #IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould Tweets That Will Have You LOL-ing

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https://twitter.com/cristela9/status/619225966691373056

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https://twitter.com/BenGenMusic23/status/619223883384791041

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould probably lay on the couch watching Netflix and still press "Ignore" when you call me to say farewell.

— Christopher Keelty (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 (@keeltyc) July 9, 2015

4.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould probably waste it on something stupid like some dopey hashtag that's trending on Twitter.

— Paul Provenza (@PaulProvenza) July 9, 2015

5.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould only play The Sims for like, 23 of them (or maybe 23 and a half).

— The Sims (@TheSims) July 9, 2015

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https://twitter.com/MrMaxwellmusic/status/619205094136020992

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould take a quick nap and figure out the plan later. pic.twitter.com/2fN56droaC

— Kabir Iyengar (@kabiriyengar) July 9, 2015

8.

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/619186595808186368

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould Play bumper cars with actual cars during rush hour.

— Jenny with a Y (@secretbee1) July 9, 2015

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould eat every single doughnut in the world. pic.twitter.com/E0J9vvusG9

— Food Daily (@_Food_Daily_) July 9, 2015

11.

https://twitter.com/robind1208/status/619170279990784001

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould convert to EVERY religion just to be covered.

— Eric Schwartz (@ericschwartz) July 9, 2015

13.

https://twitter.com/FlintSnow/status/619163013577228288

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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould leave keys to a safe-deposit box w/ a hand-drawn treasure map inside, leading to a case of 100k candy bars I hid.

— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻‍🦰 (@Nora_McManus) July 9, 2015

15.

https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/619149354855727104

16.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould probably procrastinate until I had only 15 minutes left, panic and end up just getting Starbucks.

— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) July 9, 2015

17.

https://twitter.com/BellDavidC/status/619147450545102848

18.

https://twitter.com/JQ_Higgins_III/status/619236877384744960

19.

https://twitter.com/BobD1966/status/619236854584315904

20.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould go to toilet 🙂

— 🐧🐧🐧 (@lovpeenguuin) July 9, 2015

21.

https://twitter.com/MiZfitTreehouse/status/619235789822664704

22.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould find this and eat it . pic.twitter.com/rkHRfMNUkZ

— ✗ (@shakeelahdavids) July 9, 2015

23.

https://twitter.com/ReallyMarek/status/619234516574597120

24.

https://twitter.com/Anderrawr/status/619234351696363520

25.

#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould party with Rob Ford.

— Rebecca Griffin (@RebeccaGriffin1) July 9, 2015

26.

https://twitter.com/SteJay/status/619231929825685506

27.

https://twitter.com/Mooenstein/status/619231798984355844

For the record, I think I would just go into work and order some greek food after.