Match Your Beer To Your Music
By Kat George
Bud Lite – Simply Red, “Fairground”
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You’re not badass enough for stooping and Guns N Roses and Bud, but you’re OK with that. Stick with the 80s theme, and give it a punchy pop vibe for good measure. Also continue “being real.” Go to a bar with a jukebox and put Simply Red on at least 3 times; the man is a hit machine. Try not to get too drunk but get too drunk anyway. Put Simply Red on the jukebox at least 3 more times. Get so drunk you use your last quarter to play The Cars. Lose at pool.