He’s Going To Lose Interest If You Do These 50 Things

39. Said she liked to steal food from grocery stores. Money was not the issue.

40. I kissed her in an emotional moment between us and afterwards she made a joke insinuating she’d report me for rape if I ever did it again.

Not exactly how you want your first kiss to go.

41. She shared a lollipop with her dog. Not eat some & give the dog the last of it. No. She’d suck on it for a while then she’d hold it out for the dog to have a few licks. Then, she put it back into her mouth. Repeat.

When I asked her about it she said “Dogs’ mouths are cleaner than people’s.” Umm…. Nope. He eats his own shit & licks his own asshole. No thanks.