He’s Going To Lose Interest If You Do These 50 Things

35. I was crushing on this girl from afar for a while. We were on the same military training base. One day my friend Drew and I were eating lunch and the place was nearly full. It just so happened that she had come to lunch at the same time, and she and her friend ended up sitting next to us.

Drew knew the score, and gave me an excited “Good luck buddy!” look. I was just about to introduce myself, my mouth was open and the words were about to come out…

…when she started talking to her friend. Her voice sounded like a high pitched Roseanne Barr. I closed my mouth and turned to give Drew an “I think we’re done here.” look, but he was too busy silently laughing at me to notice.

36. Was rude and demanding to the wait staff at a restaurant.