Bill Cosby Plans To Teach People How To Avoid Being Accused Of Sexual Assault


Right now you may know Bill Cosby as the former universal Dad Figure and the recently accused rapist, but in the future you might know him as something new: a sexual assault educator… as in, a motivational speaker who will teach people how not to be accused of sexual assault.

Yep, that’s right. Let that sink in.

Yep. Instead of talking to the public about sexual assault and how it’s wrong, Cosby’s just gonna tell people how to get away with it. Or is that not the point of the classes???

Cosby, whose case was ruled a mistrial after the jury could not come to a verdict (though 10 of 12 jurors believed he was guilty of two counts), is planning a series of town halls to educate young people about sexual assault and how to avoid situations that may put them at risk for being accused of it. Apparently the youth — and especially athletes — need to know “what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things they shouldn’t be doing.”

Unsurprisingly, people did not take this news well.

Good try, Cosby — now maybe next time you can actually do something that might show you feel a little remorse.