How To Defeat The Matriarchy In 10 Easy Steps

I’ve compiled a helpful, truncated list, since most of your pathetic, bite-sized attention spans can’t handle any traditional long form. This list has been compiled through much personal trial and error with healthy doses of shame.


The further we march into this new year, the more I desire to recede into the past—to leave our intolerably tolerant modern world and reflect back to a time when people’s feelings didn’t infect every goddamn crevice of our ultimately pointless lives.

Boston Wrong

I’m from the Boston area, but shared grief makes me nauseous. This constant “Boston Strong” incantation needs to stop.

Peak PC

It’s hard to pinpoint the straw that finally broke PC’s back.