Some Problems I’ve Been Having With Reality

My approach to reality was drastically off, for example, I had noticed while working at my office that I sat facing my computer monitor in an odd way, that is, I sat off to the side of the monitor, enough so that Iris asked why I was, “sitting crooked.”

“Crystal Eaters”

The sky is laced with turquoise worms, and where the sun normally is there’s two red lips, a parting mouth with clouds for teeth. Remy’s bed contains 24 stacked pillows that form a wall.

I Liveblogged My Coworker Giving Me A Dan Brown Novel

Coworker who I can’t see in adjacent cubicle shouted that ‘Angels & Demons’ is his favorite Dan Brown book and I held up my copy over the cubicle wall with arm fully extended and said loudly, “I have it right here.”