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When Oprah stops being too busy to look past her own belief system, she might actually learn something from Diana Nyad.

“We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.”

“We dressed Paris Hilton as a slightly sexy Hitler and made a Vine of her shouting at a picture of Larry David in Prague.” – @Vice_Is_Hip

He does what a critic should: ask questions. A critic must be honest, even when the truth hurts a little, and if the movie is worth our praise, it will survive the interrogation.

The best comedy doesn’t just make us laugh. It forces us to ask questions about what our laughter means. Comedy can help us heal.

This is the “resolution” we get. Isn’t it what you wanted?

We’ll get to check out the final product on March 7, 2014. Mark your calendars.

“I wanted to make something that says no matter how bad you fuck up…you’re always allowed to be better. You’re always allowed to grow up, if you want.”

For everyone who loves you on the internet, three more are waiting to tell you to kill yourself.