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Rosé is the Boone’s of adult ladyhood. But now, instead of barfing it up in a fraternity party basement, you’ll barf it up in the comfort of your very own over-mortgaged home.

When your alarm goes off, snooze 6-7 times.

3. Wow this house looks like it barfed Pinterest.

Since the debut of Robin Thicke’s infamously erotic Blurred Lines song and video earlier this summer, there has been mass amounts of media attention and a resounding feminist backlash.

Every-night-slumber-party-mania is a blast. Once you realize that most people in the world suck, you want to maximize your time with those few that don’t suck, particularly one that shares your newly-formed toilet DNA.

That picture of my boobs? I didn’t just take that for you. It was taken 6 months ago and sent to my entire roller derby team.