Don’t Date Someone You Can’t Have Fun With At The Grocery Store
When you love someone, every errand should be a thrilling excursion and every obligation should be a laughable odyssey.
I’m More Afraid Of You Now Than Ever Before
You’re more than a person. You’re an entire city.
I Hope Every Night Is Beautiful Where You Are
I hope every night is stunning wherever you are. In my words, you are a legend.
Stop Swear-Shaming Me
“It’s not ladylike. It’s childish. It’s unprofessional. It makes you look stupid. It’s unattractive. It’s offensive.” If you have learned anything about writers, it’s that they don’t write to please. They write because they fucking have to. If they don’t they’ll go insane.
Here’s How To Win Every Single Argument Ever
Why fight fire with fire when you could burn the fire out with your beautiful hose of classiness and calmness?
Hey Disney, Let’s Focus On The Classics Before You Integrate Superheroes Into The Park
Walt Disney said it himself: “Disney will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.”
Millennials: AKA The Awkward Generation
I’ll say it over and over again: Awkward people do exist. But you know what exists more than awkward people? Awkward situations.
22 Times I Wanted To Punch My Roommate In The Face
My current roommate brings out the bad side of me. It’s like every single day I have to suppress this anger of me wanting to punch her in the face.