Men in their twenties (rarely) have anything satisfying to offer you. A man in his forties (or even tip-toeing into his 50s) has been around enough to know where the clitoris is located and that simply spitting on your vagina isn’t enough lubrication.
“If the timing were different…”
You eat your food slowly. And not just popsicles. Those who aren’t in a rush to devour their meals take their time in all aspects.
Drunk sex should be reserved for people you trust a bit more than someone you’ll want to immediately call an Uber for.
A girl who swears like a sailor is the kind of girl who can roll with the punches. Your buddies all love her because she knows how to take a joke and is probably going to dish it right back.
The friend zone, while a terribly one-dimensional term, is real. Real in that if he doesn’t have an inner desire to sleep with you, he never will.
If I want to be rammed by a stranger, that’s my prerogative.
Pisces are charming in such an organic way. It’s kind of hard to not fall in love (or lust) with a Pisces. They’re flirtatious, but not purposefully.
Didn’t pay any of your bills and credit score has now dipped pathetically low? DON’T WORRY. It was Mercury!!!!!
They don’t try to minimize their sexuality. They feel 100% in control of their bodies, their pleasure, and feel zero obligation to hide either of those things from the world.