The Hunger Games: College Edition
“They are called careers.” Haywitch responded, “Do you know what that is?”
Everyone’s Thoughts While Pooping In A Public Restroom
Wait…can they smell it?
What You Need To Hear Right Now
Baby, you’re beautiful. Just look at the way the sun shines on your skin. Making it glow, smooth like carved marble. I’m no Michelangelo but I know something renowned when I see it and you darling, are artwork.
Official Hate Letter To All Ridiculously Good-Looking People
Go. F**k. Yourselves.
10 Thoughts While Watching “Taken 3”
Insert bald black police guy that has the responsibility of hunting DILF down..now all we need is the scene of him hugging his children and telling his wife he will be home soon to make us anxious that he doesn’t die too.
6 Reasons Why Being A Christian In College Kind Of Sucks
People assume we’re all radical.
7 Things Only People Who Suffered From Acne Understand
Being afraid you’ll wake up and it’s 2008 again.
10 Tips On How To Stay Thin (Always)
Being too sad to eat is an added bonus that I have tried and tested throughout my whole life.
How To Eloquently Disappoint Your Parents
Parents: Are you going to class?
Answer: Maybe, possibly. When the morning sun breaks over the horizon we will know what my decision holds.
You’re Catcalling All Wrong: A Guide To Proper Catcalling For Men
If you are old enough to be this woman’s father, just don’t even bother.