How To Be Just A Little Bit Sick
Convince yourself it’s allergies. That’s all.
You Were There When No One Else Was
No one had ever seen the darkness approaching and instead of leaving, just opened an umbrella and got ready for the downpour.
11 Nice Things You Could Do For Your Mom Right Now
Has she seen the forward where George Bush looks like a monkey? Better late than never.
7 Things You Still Have Time To Learn
The whole world opens up when you know another language.
17 Things To Do If You’re Snowed In
See if you can listen to every Beatles song in a row. Do not skip Octopus’ Garden. DO NOT SKIP OCTOPUS’ GARDEN.
Why Your Terrible Roommate Is Probably An Actual Beast From Hell
It’s why she blasts music and TV so loudly — her ears work differently from a real humans.
You Don’t Know What You Look Like
I wish I could make you just step back from yourself or have an out of body experience or something so you could see yourself the way everyone else sees you. You are beautiful.
Game Recognize Game So Stop Texting My Boyfriend
And sure, sisterhood. Chicks before dicks. Girl power! But being pro-woman or kind to other women or whatever doesn’t mean rolling over for someone who is clearly doing the wrong thing.
Just Let Me Have This, Let Me Have You
We wake up in the morning face-to-face. Well, I wake up. You’re asleep. Your eyes are closed. For a minute I just look at you.
Things You Stop Caring About After You’ve Fallen In Love
I know it’s not sexy or complicated or cool, but that’s the beauty of love. You can stop caring about having someone, because you have someone.