1. Ask me for help
3. Don’t make fun of your mother’s fashion; it will come back and you will be wearing it.
4. Gyms are awful
I recently had a breast reduction and it’s the best decision I have ever made, but there are a few things I learned about plastic surgery that I would have loved to know beforehand.
4. The one who has no idea how to interview.
“Is that a real argument against gays adopting? Don’t all these people think that if you could raise someone to be gay or straight, my mother (and lots of mothers) would have chosen straight?”