“I didn’t say, ‘Have you ever f*%ked a fat girl?’ I’m sure you have, every guy has. No. I’m saying have you ever dated a fat girl? Have you ever kissed a fat girl?”
Pro tip: Hiding in the bathroom from your toddler’s meltdown gives you a free minute to examine all your new gray hairs.
The 25-year-old says she wanted to present a more positive abortion story, but a lot of people are upset. What do you think?
Has social media’s “please look at every waking moment of my life” validation-fest made us disbelieving that there are flesh-and-blood humans doing things for no reason beyond self-satisfaction?
“Are these jeans this tight because I just washed them or did I gain weight?”
Someone give these two a TV show immediately.
Uur very best imaginary cool aunts have officially signed on to co-star in upcoming comedy “The Nest”.
“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”
Well, this definitely takes the edge off our post-finale sadness.
MILF and mom, Phoenix? Okay. I see you.