Are You In Love Or Not – A PowerPoint Presentation
The tension is palpable.
I’m Not Allowed To Carry A Gun In Chicago So I Am Turning My Body Into A Weapon
I’m not allowed to carry a gun in Chicago so I am turning my body into a weapon. I do hundreds…
Excerpts From Heiko Julien’s I Am Ready To Die A Violent Death: “I Do It”
My debut collection of poetry and prose, I Am Ready to Die a Violent Death is now available. The following are…
Why ‘Matt Damon’ And I Are No Longer On Speaking Terms
“Yeah, of course. ‘Matt Damon’ is really chill. He’s really busy with work most of the time anyway.”
Be The Girl You Loved
Be genuinely nice to people without expecting anything in return so they in turn assume your emotional energy is free and spend it freely. Love unconditionally until you get tired and stop.
There Is No Reason For Tigers To Be Beautiful, They Just Are
But presently, in this blissful instant, I am high on caffeine, imagining petting a dog. I will not waste this grace.
Beyoncé Decides to Get a Dog
Calm, steady breaths enter and exit Beyoncé’s body as she watches the colors on the backs of her eyelids, mostly light pink with some bluish hues. Pretty.
Sex Is Real and It Affects the Future
I am America’s sweetheart. I am a pure being of light.
When I Was 16 I Was a Sad Teen Who Worked at Subway
One day after working at Subway for three months the manager made me clean out the refrigerator so I quit and went home and watched the super bowl.
When I am a Dog I am Barking
I want things so badly I react with all the energy I have without reserve. I feel like I am almost constantly reacting or desiring something I cannot have.