Sometimes I’ll be jacking off in the shower and think, “Are you going to have enough sperm to have kids someday?”
I feel that the strength in cussing is not to overuse it, but to do it at a good time to get your goddamn point across, you feel me you stupid-ass fucker? Ha, had to do it. But I don’t think it’s unattractive when a girl overuses it, I really just think she looks stupid.
“For real though, he would sing to me like 24/7, no matter how hard I tried to get him to stop.”
I would’ve never guessed that you would become my best friend. That we would travel together. Live together. Get drunk together. Laugh together.
You’re not checking in to see how they’re doing, you’re checking in to see if their relationship has hit rock bottom yet.
People will come into your life and teach you lessons then leave when they are fulfilled.
I never had a father figure and every year this holiday rolls around.
Expecting accountability for the way you are treated will have you deemed as “crazy” by your peers.
Staying where you don’t belong may be comfortable, but the inevitable complacency attached to the comfort is never worth it. If you’re not a little scared about the uncertainty of what’s coming up next, you might be doing things wrong.
Sometimes I genuinely want to get to know someone, and if that’s the case I will talk. It’s these shitty in-between moments with temporary people that drive me up the wall.