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Commitment. Oh Commitment, sometimes you’re a smidgen scary. Whenever you’re invited to do something, Commitment is lurking, hoping to get its tentacles wrapped tightly around you.

What if the love foodies have for their grub were treated like human love? What if we created art to entertain the masses that tells the story of a person, and the edible magnificence they use to satisfy their appetite?

I’m not positive when the last time I had all of my shit together was – and truly I’m not quite…

I’m so difficult to deal with that I’m astonished when friends still invite me to do stuff. Getting me to attend…

Anyone who preaches, “honesty is the best policy,” ironically, is lying. That statement is erroneous malarkey, essentially advising people to thoroughly sabotage every last human connection they’ve ever had, hurting feelings and becoming a widely despised individual because they followed a socially detrimental policy. Imagine the types of conversations you’d have in common scenarios, speaking pure, unadulterated honesty.

I am Selfie #13. I was taken via front cam on an iPhone just three hours ago. I don’t want to brag but I’ve already received 102 ‘likes’ on Instagram.

Going for a stroll, browsing the mall, sitting at a coffee shop – these are things I simply can’t do.

10. Fearing that your sole purpose in life will be to help someone scoop up their dog poop