Beer Pong Etiquette

I agree, but for different reasons; I believe she is looking at us and thinking what I am thinking about Ponytail, which is: look at that old weirdo trying to relive some lost glory.

In Defense Of Childhood Stuffed Animals

I sleep with a plush rabbit called Tubby, although to describe him as plush is a stretch; he is more worn, like an overused dishtowel, or a well-loved sweater — thin, transparent, and drooping from its owner’s shoulders…