Listen up, folks! Nobody wants to die alone, but a lot of us will, so with that horrific thought out of the way, let’s make an effort to attach ourselves to someone for the duration of our lives because I’m sure it is more beneficial to cry when there is someone near you.
I recall the feelings of fear and panic shaking off fairly quickly and exhilaration taking over. I was like Clyde without Bonnie because Bonnie had decided to bail on a second date and suggest to me we just be friends. Whatever, I worked better alone anyway.
We all yearn for some sort of direction in our lives, it’s only human.
I would like to try these new blue cheese tortilla chips, so I will open the bag here at the supermarket and have a few.
It has that guy from the Hangover… no, not the funny fat one, the other one.
Our generation prefers to skip on the R. Kelly music that fills the bedroom and would prefer to get straight to sex.
Some people don’t understand our relationship. People say that I should give you space, that I should go outside once in a while.