The Secret Of One-Way Time Travel

I have heard that scientists are still looking for ways to time travel. This is completely unnecessary. All they need to do is take sleeping pills.

Justice For Vanna White

If she must keep working under these conditions, at least give her a towel and cups of Gatorade as she sprints.

If Infomercials Were Honest…

Announcer: “Do you have too much too fit anything else into your busy schedule?”

Truth: We can see you sitting on the couch eating corn chips at 3am.  You have nothing to do tomorrow.