70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

14. Every time I ask him where one of my brothers is he responds “oh shit! I forgot him” and won’t tell me where they actually are. Every. Single. Time.

15. “Dad, can you make me breakfast?”

“Abracadabra, you’re breakfast!”

We’re all grown and out of the house with kids of our own, I think my father’s favorite thing about being a grandfather is being able to reuse these jokes.