70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 9. Every time I wear ripped jeans he says to my mom, “Our poor daughter can’t even afford pants!” 10. “$5” every time we ask for something. “Can I have the tv?” “$5” “What’s for dinner?” “$5” Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31