70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 69. “You got any naked pictures of your girlfriend?” “No?” “You want some?” 70. Waiter/waitress: What can I get you? Dad: The numbers to the lottery. All grown up and he still tells the same joke. Every. Single. Time. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31