70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

64. Every Cemetery we passed… “Oh man, people are just dying to get in there.”

65. We get ready to go somewhere but don’t know where. “Dad where are we going?”

Dad: “To hell if we don’t change our ways!”

66. Cashier swipes final shopping items.

“The manager said that item was free.”

Any time I’m with him when he says that I feel the need to apologise to the cashier, since they have probably heard it countless times.