70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

46. Server: “Can I get you guys anything else?”

My Dad: “You got anything for free?” Arms folded across his stomach, deep barrel chest laugh

Ugh.

47. When at a restaurant:

Server: How is/was everything?

Dad, motioning at clear plate: Terrible. You should take it back and have them make another.

Everyone does a rolling eye laugh. Server brings the check.

Dad: Is this negotiable?

Every damn time.