70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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39. Any time a server asks if he wants a to-go box for leftovers.

“Do you wanna box for the burger?”

“No, but I’ll wrestle you for the fries”

40. If anyone ever offers my dad a beer anywhere, he would say something along the lines of “thanks that’s my favorite kind of beer.” The host or whoever would say, oh “Budweiser/IPA/lager or whatever is your favorite?” He’d respond “No, my favorite is free beer.”