70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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37. Every time we get Chinese food, my dad opens the fortune cookie and reads “Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!”

38. So many, and most of them he inherited from my grandfather. A few that come right to mind…

When opening a present after removing the wrapping paper: “A box! Just what I always wanted!”

Whenever halibut is listed on the menu: “I may order this just for the halibut!”

Whenever someone blows their nose: “You think it’s a cold, but it’s snot.”