70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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32. Does your face hurt? ‘Cause it’s killin me!

33. Every time I belched, he’d say “Bring it up again and we’ll vote on it.”

Every. time.

34. Every time at the cash register.

Cashier: “How are you doing?”

Dad: “Not as rich as I wanna be, healthier than I should be.”