70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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30. It’s not really a joke, but he ends almost every encounter with, “See you when the Cubs win the pennant.”

They did it, Dad. They won the fucking pennant. Just move on.

31. Me: “You know that one president that oversaw the construction of the Panama Canal?”

Dad: “Teddy Roosevelt?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Dad: “Never heard of him.”