50 Hilarious Breakup Lines To End A Toxic Relationship By Thought Catalog 19. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass. 20. Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life. 21. Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17