50 Hilarious Breakup Lines To End A Toxic Relationship

17. Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.

18. Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I’ve spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off.