50 Boys On The Dumbest Thing They’ve Ever Done For A Pretty Girl 

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28. The stupidest, lamest, most ridiculous thing I ever did was say “bless you” to a girl who hadn’t sneezed because I for some fucking stupid reason thought it’d start up a conversation.

It did. The conversation went “what? I didn’t sneeze” “oh… my bad.”

29. She told me she needed some time to think. After a week I gathered a basket, put flowers, chocolates, toys and treats for the cat, and a heartfelt letter about how I felt about her in it. Then left it on her doorstep.

She blocked me on her phone.