5 Reasons You Should Stop Worrying About How Many People You’ve Been With

5. Because All Sex Was Not Created Equal.

One-night stands do not have the same weight in life as relationship sex. Bad sex does not have the same weight as good sex. Because what we get from sex should not be a number but an experience that teaches us something about ourselves and the world, whether that be that Republicans don’t make very good lovers or that organic lube is fucking phenomenal.

Sex is a story to be told, not a number to be counted.