5 Reasons You Should Stop Worrying About How Many People You’ve Been With

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2. Because of the Risky Logic of Repeat Numbers.

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I live on a college campus now so I typically spend a vast amount of my time eavesdropping on the undergrads to stay in touch with the young people. The other day I heard two young ladies talking about their weekend. One had just had sex with a mutual friend much to the shock of the other. “It’s okay,” the first friend said. “I slept with him last year so he doesn’t count against my number.”

No mention of how the sex was, how the post-sex was, if she learned any new sexual positions, how big his penis was, or any of the other things women should be talking about when they dish about sex. The entire conversations about her sexcapade was based on it acceptability by society and her friend. Bleck.