15 Disturbing Slogans From Nietzsche’s Brief Advertising Career
By Ted Pillow
Coors Light: Drink responsibly for eternity
AT&T: The payphones are in heaven now, sweetie
Kool-Aid: It’s not a cult without Kool-Aid
Nintendo: We have nothing to fear but nothing itself
Trojan: One less mouth to feed
Disney: Every house is haunted
Chipotle: God is dead, long live the burrito
Netflix: Frankly, you have no choice in the matter
The Home Depot: There are frightened birds in the rafters
Pringles: Once you pop, it is impossible to have not popped
Motel 6: It’s only a nightmare if you’re sleeping
Monsanto: What’s the half-life of misery?
Nike: Imagine running for your life
Doublemint: The doppelganger has mysterious intentions
Old Navy: We are only as empty as our cargo pockets